"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."
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"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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How To Get Up and Get Dressed
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"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."
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"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."
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The Three Graces
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."
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Before and After.
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."
Career Progression Ladder
"I really enjoyed my last life. When I spoke, Hollywood trembled."
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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
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"I finally got a grip on myself, and now I can't let go."
"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."
"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
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