Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
"He's still in therapy."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, still, life after death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, corpse, corpse, dead body, dead bodies, deceased, dead, death, mental health, healthcare, health care, pointless, uselessA angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.
"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
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heaven, angel, angels, eternal life, clouds, cloud, death, fashion, style, comfort, comfortable, jandals, slops, flip flops, flip-flops, sandals, thong sandals, shoes, footwear, benefits, perks, bonus, life after death"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls"Murchison is still in denial."
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religion, religious, death, dead, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, new arrival, new arrivals, in denial, denial, nonacceptance, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."
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religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, afterlife, heaven, angel, angels, money, banking, bank, banks, interest rate, interest rates, rising, increasing, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, investing, wall street, economy, economic policy, finances, lucky escape, lucky escapes"Everything is so easy for you."
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religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, god, easy, angry, anger, upset, psychology, easy life, uncomplicated, effortlessGrim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapersdeath, dead, life after death, afterlife, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls, tip, tips, tipping, tipping jar, tipping jars, tip jar, tip jars, gratuity, gratuities, religion, religiousMen and women in Heaven are standing around at a cocktail party wear name tags.
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religion, religious, death, dead, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, name, names, name tag, name tags, the late great, fame, legacy, legaciesScalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, ticket, tickets, ticketted, ticketed, scalped, scalps, scalp, scalper, scalpers, con, cons, conned, entry, enter, entrance, sport, sports, baseball"Posthumously yours."
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religion, religious, death, dead, heaven, life after death, angel, angels, office, offices, desk, desk, businessman, businessmen, business, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, letter, letters, dictate, dictating, signing, closing, greeting, posthumous, posthumously, workaholic, work-a-holic, workaholics, work-a-holics, overtime, over-time, hardworking, dedicated, modern life, office life"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, aramaic, language, languages, linguistics, linguist, word play, play on words, word-play"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, save the date, save-the-date, knock, knocked, visit, visiting, visited, visits, scythe, scythes, bad omen, omen, omens, bad omens, portent, portents, spectre, spirituality, afterlife, life after death, soul, souls, warning, warnings, invite, invitation, invitations, fate, fatalism"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."
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heaven, angel, angels, spa, spas, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after-life, the after-life, heavenly reward, god, gods, christianity, christians, judaism, jews, complain, complaining, dissatisfied, ungrateful, hotel, hotels, hotel spas, hotel spa, unreasonable, fitness, wellbeing, well-being, well being, day spa, day spas, immortality, paradise, imperfect, imperfection, life after death, afterworld, the afterworld, after world, the after world, after worlds, afterworlds"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, introducing, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduced, audience, applause, applaud, applauded, applauding, applauds"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
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religion, religious, religious imagery, heaven, heavenly, heavenly gates, jacob's ladder, stairway, stairway to heaven, jumping through hopes, angel, angels, angelic, god, gods, afterlife, after life, after-life, life after death, line, in line, queue, queuing, halo, halos, death, dead, die, died, dying, condolences, condolence, sympathy, sympathies"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"
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religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, god, omniscient, name, names, forgetful, bad memory, buddy, remembering, newbie, newbies, new guy, new guys, meeting new people"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."
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religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, health, fitness, prevention, heart attack, heart attacks, stroke, strokes, aspirin, blood thinner, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, medical, non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, nsaid, nsaids, heart health, doctor, doctors"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
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religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, god, gods, mornings, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, bulls eye, bulls eyes, dart, darts, injury, injuries, hurt, pain, painful, ache, aches, aching, hurting, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, random pains, random aches, health, fitness"He's from Texas."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, religious, god, religions, religious imagery, hell, hellish, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, underworld, under world, hades, demon, horn, horns, horned, texas, texan, bigger in texas, do it big in texas, big, bigger is better, cowboy, cow boys, southern, southerners, deep south, region, regions, regional, south america, america