"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
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"All those in favor of the new me say 'Aye.' "
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"I always lived vicariously. Why can't I die vicariously?"
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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."
"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."
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"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."
"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
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"Wilt thou really have this man to be thy wedded husband?"
"I'm highly respected in my field, should I choose to pursue it."
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"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
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"I was great in high school."
Smart Women, Foolish Choices
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"Forty-one years of marriage. That's a long, long learning curve."
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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."
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"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."
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"Discovering that the light at the end of the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."
"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."
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Trimming the Hedge
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Tunnel of Life
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"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."
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"I'll have the vegan."
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