"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
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"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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Tags:attorney, attorneys, court of law, courtroom, courtroom, objections, objections, legal objection, life guard, life guards, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, lawyer, lawyers, prosecutor, prosecutors, lifeguard, lifeguards, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, attorney at law
"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."
Tags:diving, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swimming pool, swimming pools, public pool, public pools, life guard, life guards, outdoor pool, outdoor pools, unsafe, safety, danger, dangerous, brave, bravery, lifeguard, lifeguards, pool guard, pool guards, unreliable, unreliability, distracted, disinterested, summer, summer time, summer sport, summertime, summer sports
Tags:fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, rescue, rescues, sea rescue, sea rescues, fishing enthusiast, fishing enthusiasts, helicopter, helicopters, helicopter rescue, helicopter rescues, angling, angler, anglers, priorities, coast guard, coast guards, life guard, life guards, fishing boat, fishing boats
"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."
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God throwing a lifebelt.
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How's my Life-Saving? Call...
Tags:life guard, life-guard, life-guards, life guards, swimmer, swimming, swims, driving, drivers, how's my driving, hows my driving, summer, summers, review, reviews, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, beach, beaches, waves, bumper sticker, context, different, unexpected, seaside, coast, seashore, workers, p
"Ca you describe the shark?"
Tags:life guard, life guards, shark, sharks, lifeguard, lifeguards, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, shark attack, shark attacks, incompetence, incompetence, drowning, coast guard, coast guards, coastguard, coastguards, police investigation, police investigations, red tape, record keeping, shark species
"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."
Lifeguard stand with a sign saying "Swim Critic"
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"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
Tags:life guard, life guards, king, kings, royal, royals, dilemma, dilemmas, conundrum, conundrums, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, royalty, lifeguard, lifeguards, incompetent, incompetence, social rules, social niceties, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, drowning, drowning man
"I keep telling them to use sunblock."
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Office Pool of Paperwork.
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Lifeguard wearing Hazmat suit.
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"His commute to work's been getting shorter."
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A very tall man walks towards a lifeguard's chair