"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
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April 20: The weather continues sunny and warm.
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A wealthy man and a poor man sail model boats.
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"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"
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"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."
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Desert Island Dinner
Desert Island Dinners
Desert Island Dinners
"Well now—isn't this in keeping with how the rest of our day is going."
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"Look! Land! We're saved!"
"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"
"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."
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"Sorry, we already have a bass player."
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