"I'm starting to wonder if my story is ever going to be uplifting."
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"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
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"I'm warning you - it's a long story. It starts when I was a Deadhead and ends with me buying a John Tesh CD."
"Have you met my backstory?"
"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"
"Henry, is there a moral to our story?"
"The typical arc - child prodigy, boy wonder, flash in the pan."
"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
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"Have you been reading a lot of exhaustive biographies lately?"
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"Which one would you like - 'My Life,' the director's cut or, 'My Life.' for general release?"
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"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
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"...and it was at this point that I started taking better care of myself."
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"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
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"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."