Lifestyle Cartoons

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

Accountants just want to have fun...

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Lately I've been getting into compassion."

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"

"I couldn't hack it in L.A.—I was decontextualized."

Low-Energy Drinks

"I hate my gym."

How Cows Psych Themselves Up

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."

"I'm quite content. This was my prison of choice."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"And that's my tomb."