"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."
Tags:office, offices, office workers, office workers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, high rise, high rises, office blocks, office block, business men, business man, business woman, business women, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, business people, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, colosseum, colosseums, coliseum, coliseum, gladiator, gladiators, rome, romans, ancient rome, ancient romans, flavian amphitheatre, amphitheatres, snob, snobbery, floor, floors, fight, fighting, combat, armed combat, prisoners, prisoner, caveman, cavemen, city, city worker, city workers, class, class snob, class snobbery, job snob, job snobbery, crowd, crowds
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
Tags:date, dates, dating, carry, carries, carrying, jane, swing, swings, swinging, heavy, heaviness, lift, lifts, lifting, arm, arms, complain, complains, complaining, carry, carries, carrying, heavy load, heavy loads, heavy lifting, complaint, complaints, swing from tree to tree, swinging from tree to tree, pain, pains, painful, tire, tires, tiring, tired out, tuckered out, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, exhausting
"It's the only exercise I get."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, skyscraper, skyscrapers, high rise, high rises, exercise, exercising, broken lift, broken lifts, broken elevator, broken elevators, healthy living, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics, climb, climbing, climber, climbers, elevator shaft, elevator shafts, lift shaft, lift shafts
"I guess this is me."
Tags:shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, office block, office blocks, ocean, sea, underwater, corporate environment, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, elevator shaft, lift shaft, lift shafts, elevator shafts, fish, fishes
"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
Tags:escalator, escalators, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, oblivious, obliviousness, complain, complaining, first world problems, first world problems, drowning your sorrows, idiot, idiots, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern convenience, modern conveniences
"This one to your liking, sir?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, full, crowded, too full, waiting, winter, wintertime, fashion, winter clothing, winter clothes, winter jacket, winter coat, winter jackets, winter coats, winter gear, parka, parkas, bulky, heavy, awkward, down jacket, down jackets, inconvenient, season, seasons, seasonal, weather, passenger, passengers, limited space, modern life, problem, problems
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
Elevator rolling TV picture.
Up - Down - Other options.
"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "
Tags:shuffle, shuffles, jukebox, jukeboxes, smartphone, smartphones, smart device, smart devices, mp3 player, mp3 players, mp3, mp3s, elevator, elevators, elevator operator, elevator operators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetence, wrong button, wrong buttons, faux pas
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
"I gotta go home. Brenda doesn't like me spending so much time at the gym."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave woman, cave women, cave dweller, cave dwellers, gym, gym goer, health, fitness, muscles, working out, work out, lifting, lift, lifting weights, exercise, exercise ball, date, dating, dates, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, nag, nagging, couple, couples, spouse, spouses
"Looks like rain."
Tags:rain, rains, raincloud, rain cloud, rain clouds, warning, warnings, early warning, early warnings, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather forecaster, elevator, absurd, absurdity, lift, lifts, office worker, office workers, bad weather, storm, storms, rainstorm, rainstorms, rainy, rainy day, rainy days
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, lazy, laziness, invention, inventions, architecture, ancient history, temple, temples, temple stairway, temple stairways, tribe, tribes, tribesman, tribesmen, short cut, short-cut, short cuts, short-cuts, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, modern attitudes, modern times, ancient temple, ancient temples, lost to time, lost in time, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations
"Lift your stems."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving
"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."
Tags:social media, social-media, internet, online, on-line, gym, gyms, workout, workouts, train, training, trains, trainer, lift, lifting, weight, weights, millennial, millennials, exercise, exercising, exercised, break, breaks, internet addiction, selfie, selfies, gym selfie, gym selfies, phone, phones, phoning, phoned, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, narcissism, vain, vanity
"This is my floor."
"Perhaps you read about it in National Geographic?"
Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift
Tags:mount sinai, ten commandments, commandment, commandments, moses, bible, old testament, exodus, ski lift, ski lifts, lift, lifts, aerial lift, aerial lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, chair lift, chair lifts, easy way, ski, skiing, winter, mountain, mountains, mount, easier, easy, religion, religious
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
Samson Gets Off at Fourteen
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, reptile, reptiles, amphibian, amphibians, fly, flies, insect, insects, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, cuss, cussing, flight, flying, caught, captured, stuck, stick, lift, lifting, heavy lifting, superhero, superheroes, super strength, super strong, frog eating flying, frog catching fly, super hero, super heroes, super-heroes, super-hero, superheros, super heros, super-heros, drag, dragging, pulled, pull pulling, superfly, superfrog, food chain, food chains, food web, food webs, prey, predator, predators, predation, preying, circle of life