"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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"Relax, Pierson, I'm just working on my control."
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"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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"I much prefer the snow!"
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"
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"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
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"Might I sound a note of caution?"
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"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
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An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him
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A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."
"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."
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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
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NEWS WEATHER SPORTS
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"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."
"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."
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"See if you can hit Florida."
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"The National Rifle Association maintains a very powerful lobby up here."
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