"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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"Did he have any known enemies?"
"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
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"Relax, Pierson, I'm just working on my control."
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"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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"Oh boy! I've won the- "
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"
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"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
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"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
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"Might I sound a note of caution?"
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The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
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An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him
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Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.
"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."
"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."
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"Statistically, people are more likely to die from heart disease than by getting hit with one of those."
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"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."
"The legal department says you can keep throwing them but not two in the same spot."
"See if you can hit Florida."
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