"By George, Kinkaid is doing his part."
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"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."
"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"Your more successful brother is already here."
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A limo driver chases his car down a hill.
"I assume that he's taken a snow day."
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"This will be separate checks."
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"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
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A limousine leaving a wedding ceremony has a sign on the back saying "Gabe and Mary to be featured in the Vows Column of the Sunday Times”.
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A sleepy looking driver waits for a passenger in a sleepy looking car.
"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"
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"There's no need to look at me when I'm talking to you."
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"They're cute, but they have too much power."
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"It didn't have to end like this."
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"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
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"The dealer will allow me to return the limo if my investments go bad."
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"I'm liking it already!"
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"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."
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"I love a man with street smarts."
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"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"
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"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"
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"You'd better let me handle this transaction, sir."
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"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."
"Please point out when we're passing a graveyard so that I can start whistling."