"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."
Tags:stethoscope, stethoscopes, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, work, working, family, families, partner, partners, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, this line, line, lines, impossible, absurd, works, medical, medicine, medicines, phonecall, phonecalls, calling at work, emergency, treating, diagnose, diagnosing, equipment
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is
Tags:catcall, catcalls, catcalling, sexually harassing, sexually harassed, sexual harassments, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, date, dates, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatups, line, lines, love life, job security, married life, stability, gender stereotype
"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, border collie, border collies, child, children, kid, kids, colouring, coloring, colour, colors, coloring book, coloring books, colouring book, colouring books, coloring page, coloring pages, colouring page, colouring pages, draw, drawing, crayon, crayons, marker, markers, coloured pencil, coloured pencils, colored pencil, colored pencils, pencil crayon, pencil crayons, line, lines, within the lines, border, borders, watching, watch, guard, guarding, monitor, monitoring, child, children, kid, kids, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, wordplay
"No, no! I mean I'm on line."
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, birdfeeder, birdfeeders, bird feeder, bird feeders, waiting, wait, wait time, wait times, queue, queues, line, lines, line-up, line up, lineup, long line, long lines, long queue, long queues, popular, restaurant, restaurants, popular restaurant, popular restaurants, popular shop, popular shops, good food, worth the wait
Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM
Tags:atm, automated teller machine, atms, automated teller machines, atm machine, atm machines, cash point, cash points, cash machine, cash machines, money machine, money machines, bank machine, bank machines, bank, banks, money, cash, line, lines, lining up, line up, queue, queues, queuing, santa, santa claus, mall santa, sit on santa's knee, visit santa, season, seasons, seasonal, mall, malls, store, stores, shop, shops, winter, christmas, christmastime, christmas season, xmas, noel, yule, shopping, xmas shopping, christmas shopping, consumerism, gift, gifts, present, presents, kids, kids, child, children, adult, adults, parent, parents, family, families, shopping mall, shopping malls, department store, department stores
"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."
Tags:bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, hair loss, hair-loss, friend, friends, chatting up, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting-up, date, dates, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, pickup, pickups, line, lines, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, love life, prejudice, prejudices, discrimination
Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
Tags:telephone, electric, electricity, power, wire, wires, line, lines, pole, poles, shoe, shoes, sneakers, trainers, runners, toe shoes, tip-toe, tippy-toes, ballerina shoes, ballet shoes, dance shoes, dancing shoes, balance, balancing, lace, laces, tied laces, pointe shoes, en pointe, dancing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas
Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting
Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.
Tags:executive, premium, first class, line, lines, queue, queues, ice cream, ice cream man, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, dessert, desserts, treat, treats, summer, summertime, business, businesses, small business, food truck, food trucks, businessman, businessmen, cutting in line, line up, queue up, jumping the queue, jump the queue, skip the queue, skipping the queue
"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"
Tags:bouncer, bouncers, club, clubs, clubbing, going clubbing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, velvet rope, velvet ropes, exclusive, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, bank, banks, banking, big bank, big banks, banker, bankers, line, lines, queue, queues, queuing, in line, on line, wait, waits, waiting
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"When will you be back at the bank?"
"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
Tags:mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, queue, queues, line, lines, impatient, impatience, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, rude, rudeness, viewing, viewings, wake, wakes, funeral wake, funeral wakes, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, death in the family, jerk, jerks, impolite, impoliteness, uncouth, insensitive, insensitivity
"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"
"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, palmistry, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, chiromancy, line, lines, palm, palms, hand, hands, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, relationship, relationships, love, romance
"I'm on sabbatical from a marriage in Lewiston, Maine."
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, trial separation, trial separations, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, love life, pick-up, pick up, pick-ups, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, line, lines
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
Tags:airport, airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, tray, trays, stuck, trapped, line, lines, line up, line ups, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, waiting, impatient, impatience, wrong, long, knight, knights, armor, armour, removing, holding up the line, going through security, history, historical, medieval, fashion, fashion choices, bad fashion choices, bad choices, bad choice, bad decision, bad decisions, modern life
"The club scene is really changing."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, dance club, dance clubs, disco, discos, club scene, club scene, change, changes, changing, doorman, doormen, security, bouncer, bouncers, line, lines, lineup, lineups, line-up, line-ups, lining, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, popular, trend, trends, trendy, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, reliving ones youth, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old people, all ages, all-ages, older crowd, entertainment, modern life, millennial, millennials
"I identify with shorter lines."
Tags:toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, queue, queues, bathroom line, bathroom lines, restroom line, restroom lines, toilet line, toilet lines, line, lines, queuing, bathroom debate, bathroom debates, gender identity, gender identities, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, gender dysphoria, social problem, social problems, lgbt
"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
Tags:awol, officer, officers, military medal, military medals, army medal, army medals, armed forces, medal, medals, army officer, army officers, record, records, military record, military records, desertion, desertions, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, line, lines, flirtation, flirtations
"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, chiromancy, palm reading, palm readings, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, palmist, palmists, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, bad traffic, congestion, gridlock, rush hour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, detour, detours, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, map, maps, line, lines, directions, commuter, commuters, commuting