"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "
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"We have only jobs here, Mr. Sanderson, not 'gigs.' "
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"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."
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"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
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"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
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"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."
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"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."
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"We think you could gain much wider support simply by re-languaging your bigotry."
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"I've grown numb to exclamation points."
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"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
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"I still say we should get a queen-sized mattress—despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff."
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"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"
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"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "
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"Intraday I was really drunk."
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"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."
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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"
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"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
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"Really, I feel fine. I just want to pick up some psycho-babble."
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"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."
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"This is the hole that separates the women from the girls."
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