"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."
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"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"
"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."
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"This requires both ears."
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"You're a good listener."
"If I were money, you'd listen to me."
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"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"
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"Just because I didn't tell you to shut up doesn't mean I wasn't listening."
"Because of you, my darling, I've never had an ulcer. I've never needed a psychiatrist. When I poured out my troubles, you listened. When I ranted and raved, you listened. Thank you, my angel, for listening." "Who listened"
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'The House Of Mystery'
Hillary's Listening Tour of Apartment 8-B
"For one million dollars, what have I been talking about for the past ten minutes: the upcoming election, my mother, my job, or an article in the Home section about kitchen makeovers?"
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"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"
"I only overshare because you never listen."
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"I forget-are you not speaking to me or just not listening to me?"
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The Tooth Ferret
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The male conversation enhancement pill.
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‘Sat too close to the TV;’ ‘Stared at the Sun For an Hour,’ ‘Put Out My Eye With a BB Gun.’
"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."
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"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."
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"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."
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"That's just the booze listening."
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