"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."
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"I only overshare because you never listen."
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blind, blinded, beggar, begging, kids, kid, child, childhood, children, parents, mom, listen to mom, listening, listening skills, lessons learned, lesson, life lesson, life lessons, unsympathetic, sympathy, nostalgia, nostalgic, parenting"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."
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