"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
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list, lists, checkbox, cross off, crossing off, itinerary, itineraries, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacationing, panic, panics, panicking, last-minute panic, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, busy, worry, worries, worrying, anxiety, anxieties, organize, organized, organise, organised, organisation, organization, type a, type a personality, type a personalities"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."
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history, historical, artifact, artifacts, ancient, ruin, ruins, carving, carvings, stone, stone carving, stone carvings, writing, language, inscription, inscriptions, investigate, research, researcher, researchers, linguist, linguists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeological site, archaeological sites, archaeological dig, archaeological digs, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, checklist, checklists, chore, chores, errand, errands, housework, housekeeping"Of all the Fortune 500, we're probably the most tongue-in-cheek."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, list, lists, ranking, rankings, rank, ranked, corporate, corporation, corporations, tongue-in-cheek, tongue in cheek, insincere, ironic, idiom, idioms, sarcasm, sarcastic"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists"Have you been a moral child?"
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mall santa, mall santas, shopping mall santa, shopping mall santas, kid, kids, child, children, good, bad, nice, list, lists, moral, morals, ethics, ethical, morality, modern life"You're on our 'to do' list."
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couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, companion, companions, plan, planned, planning, plans, to do, to do list, to-do, to-do list, lists, productivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, catch up, catch-up, swinging, schedule, schedules, visit, visiting, visits, modern, modern life, modern world, busy, poly, polyamory, poly-amorous"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"
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daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, mindless, mindlessly, to-do list, to-do lists, list, lists, chore, chores, wife, wives, husband, husbands, lazy, laziness, useless, worthless, daydreamer, daydreamers, space out, spaced out, nag, nags, nagging, list, lists, married life, married couple, married couples, focus, focuses, focusing"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
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list, lists, blacklist, blacklists, undateable, men, man, date, dating, ciao, annoying habit, annoying habits, cultural appropriation, faux pas, social faux pas, middle-class faux pas, annoying, irritating, trying, tiresom, vexing, my list, my lists, badbook, bad book, bad books, badbooks, middle-class, middle-classes, class"Don't forget cat food."
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crazy cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic pets, urban life, modern life, modern world, city life, city living, cat lady, crazy cat, apartment, apartment living, don't forget, list, lists, to do, groceries, grocery, shopping, shopping list, store, to the store, obsessed, obsessive, married life, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."
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christmas, christmases, christmas time, winter, winters, naughty and nice, naughty list, the naughty list, present, presents, christmas presents, christmas present, father christmas, santa claus, toy, toys, child, kid, kids, childhood, childhood christmas, childhood christmases, list, lists, cross, crossed, been crossed, revenge, vengeful, get revenge, getting revenge, anger, angry, give up, given up, giving up, apathy, apathetic, lazy, laziness, north pole, the north pole"It's a shopping list from the raccoons."
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animal, animals, raccoon, raccoons, scavenger, scavengers, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, mess, messy, eat, eating, list, lists, shopping list, shopping lists, groceries, food, shopping, picky, choosy, fussy, demanding, home ownership, owning a home, housework, taking out the garbage, taking out the trash, chose, chores"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"
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tea, teas, herbal tea, herbal teas, tea drinker, tea drinkers, drinking tea, drink, drinks, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, too many choices, option, options, drink menu, drink menus, list, lists, long list, long lists, earl grey, orange pekoe, darjeeling, peppermint, rose hip, chamomile, cinnamon, liquorice, licorice, chinese, carob, guest, guests, visitor, visitorsOne Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!
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museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, painting, paintings, art museum, art museums, clickbait, listicle, listicles, generate interest, generates interest, generating interest, list, lists, great, greatest, greatest painting, greatest paintings, quantify, quantifies, quantifying, market, markets, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, curator, curators, curating, attendance, boost attendance, boosting attendance, attendance number, attendance numbers, critic, critics, top ten list, top 10 list, top 100 list, top 100 lists"Thanks, I'll write that down."
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note, notes, notebook, notebooks, sticky note, sticky notes, making a note, memory, bad memory, poor memory, reminder, reminders, list, lists, making lists, graffiti, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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history, historical, egypt, egyptian, ancient, pyramids, pyramid, hieroglyphs, hieroglyphics, hieroglyph, stone carving, stone carvings, obelisk, obelisks, list, lists, to-do list, to-do lists, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, royalty, art, artist, artists, productivity, proud, pride, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, scolding, telling off, punishments, bad boy, good boy, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, education toy, educational toys, good or bad, list, lists, modern life"No doubt you already know if I'm a good cop or a bad cop."
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santa claus, santa, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, christmas, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, good cops, bad cops, santa's list, good or bad, list, lists, interview, interviews, interview room, interview rooms, interrogation, interrogations, interrogation room, interrogation rooms, arrested, tied to a chair, threaten, threatening"Avarice, gluttony, lust, and overweening pride. Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Dexter!"
"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, sins, demerit, demerits, point, points, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, summer camp, summer camps, list, lists, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, punishments, businessman, businessmen, mistake, mistakes, bad behavior, bad behaviour"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, wait staff, waiting tables, service, customer service, hollywood, beverly hills, new york, broadway, aspiring actor, aspiring actors, aspiring actress, aspiring actresses, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, play, plays, role, roles, film, films, movie, movies, cv, c.v., resume, resumes, c.v.s, curriculum vitae, list, lists, character, characters, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"
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witch, witches, wizard, wizards, magic, cauldron, cauldrons, brew, brews, brewing, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomstick, flying broom, flying brooms, flying broomstick, flying broomsticks, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, errand, errands, chore, chores, running errands, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, ingredients, running to the store, running to the shops, list, lists, grocery list, grocery lists, shopping list, shopping lists, halloween"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chore, chores, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, agenda, agendas, laundry, washing, clothes washing, washing clothes, cleaning, repair, repairs, fixing, fence-mending, fence, fences, mending the fence, maintenance, detergent, laundry detergent, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, avoiding, avoidance, avoid, avoids, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, put off, put-off, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, beginner, beginners, supplies, art supply, art supplies, paintbrush, paintbrushes, brushes, color, colors, oil, oil painting, oil paint, oil paints, canvas, canvases, kit, kits, set, sets, specific, specifics, list, lists, access, accessible, brainless, doesn't know what, looking for, under her nose, under his nose, close, nearby, amateur, novice"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
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new year, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions, resolution, resolutions, task, tasks, list, lists, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, overachiever, overachievers, overachieve, overachieving, doer, doers, busy, hard worker, hard workers, promise, promises, goal, goals, accomplishment, accomplishments, accomplish, accomplishing