"Fine. If it's a boy, we'll call him Boy. But if it's a girl I want to call her McKenzie."
Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.
"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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The Marks of Zorro
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Hamlet And Yorick The Prequel
Don Quixote in the Hamptons
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"Looks like the new Tarzan was raised by personal trainers."
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"I'll tell you waht I really think about the Lone Ranger if you tell me what you really think about Don Quixote."
Don Quixote Video Game
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"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
"Bland, James Bland."
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"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."
"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
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"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"
"Can I come with you? I need a grant."
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"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."
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"He gets her heart, you get her brain, and I get to eat the dog."
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White Whale Brand Grog
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Alice in the GP's Office
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"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"
"We had him neutered,"
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"Let's see! You had roast beef. I had none."
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"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."
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"Oh, yes. Definitely a forgery. Hope it didn't cost you much."
"Hey, no way!"