Litigation Cartoons

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

The Washington Arbitrators

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".

"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"Your mother and I still think two dollars a week is plenty, but, in an effort to avoid litigation, we're willing to go to two seventy-five."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

"Your infection may be antibiotic-resistant, but let's see how it responds to intensive litigation."

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

The Litigant

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

"If the treatment hasn't helped, Mrs. Jensen, I think the best thing you can possibly do is sue me. Litigation is often very therapeutic."

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."