"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
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"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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"Your car is being hot-wired."
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"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
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"Do you ever wonder how much of this is live action and how much is computer generated?"
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"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
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"This is Larry Hawkins, …. On the lawn …... Outside your house."
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This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.
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"You cannot have helped but notice the concerned expression on my face. This is because of some news I have to report."
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"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."
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Survived the Holidays
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"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
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