Live Music Cartoons

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."

"And now a request from the audience."

"There's no business like show business. . ."

"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."

"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"You can't beat live music."

"This next song is very personal, and I'd just like to hum it to myself."

Live Music Every Tuesday

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

"But first - a word from our sponsor."

Me, playing the violin

"You make me feel like a paranoid woman..."

"...And now, a song for Thanksgiving..."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."