"You were entirely too friendly with the Hendricksons."
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"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
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Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door
"Did you pay the gravity bill?"
"It's different when they're yours."
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"He's clinging to territory that's still under his control."
My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.
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Daniel in the Lion's Den
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"I just figured it out – we're in the cheap seats."
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Attack of the Creeping Doily
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"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."
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It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!
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"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"
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"Crocuses! It's spring!"
"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"
Tags:murderer, murderers, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, villain, villains, villainous, chainsaw, chainsaws, irresponsible, irresponsibility, accident, accidents, accident-prone, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, left alone, leave alone, leaves alone, destructive, destructive tendency, destructive tendencies, nice things, have nice things, having nice things, expensive item, expensive items, sofa, sofas, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, couch, couches, living room, living rooms
Tags:dome, domes, bubble, bubbles, ecosystem, entertainment, sports, sport, football, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, american football, biosphere, living room, lounge, armchair, couch, couch potato, couch potatoes, drink, drinks, drinking, beer, beers, man, men, woman, women, tv, tvs, television, televisions, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, science, scientific, self-contained
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"We hired all the designers ourselves."
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"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."
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"Hey, kid, need any dust?"
"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."
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"Maybe you set it up wrong."
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Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.
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"The battle for the living room war about to heat up."
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