"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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"So make me an offer."
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"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
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"The oldest sibling always has to be the center of attention."
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"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"
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"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"
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"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."
"Eddie has made a wonderful husband and father for someone people thought was just a lounge lizard."
"Hey! Green eyes!"
"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"
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"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."
"And that would be little Susan."
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"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."
"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards!"
Buy one get one glued to the side of your face
"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."
"It's like I'm invisible."
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"I'm a hunter." "I'm a gatherer."
"You seem different."
"You seem different."
Man with lizard t-shirt comes across a lizard with a man t-shirt.