"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
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An Honest Graduation Photograph
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"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."
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"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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"I want to take out one of those mortgages on my grandchildren's future."
"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."
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"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."
"Bad Credit OK."
"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
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"What's a debenture?"
"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
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"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
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"I just never imagined they wouldn't ﬁnally come up with some form of government aid."
"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."
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"Mrs. Beasley wants to borrow a cup of money."
"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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"I've been neither a lender nor a borrower. On the other hand, I have been an idler and a tosspot."
"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."
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"Frankly, when I took out the loan I sincerely believed we'd all be blown to hell before it came due."
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"I need some debt to wallow in."
"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"
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