"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."
Pond Village Store Generalists
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"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."
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"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
"I'm trying to eat more locals."
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"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."
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"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."
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"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."
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"God, I feel like such a tourist."
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
"What's the point of having a conspiracy theory if everyone's going to conspire against it?"
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"So where were you during the tourist season?"
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My central park
"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"
"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"
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"You can always spot the tourists."
Locally Sourced Locals
Fall on a desert island
"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."
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