"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
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"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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"Bill Cosby seems like on hell of a nice guy. He's really asking for it."
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"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
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"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"
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"Well if that's not the law it certainly ought to be."
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"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
"If homosexuality is inherited, shouldn't it have died out by now?"
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"If I ever go to Japan, I'm sure the pilot will be able to find it, so why do I have to know where it is?"
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"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
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"If it's important to you, Jessica. It's important to daddy, but I don't think it's important to you."
"If space travel is not yet possible,how do you explain the voyages of the starship Enterprise?"
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Word problems in math class.
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"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."
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