Bachelor Cake
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating alone, alone, solo, lonely, loneliness, solitude, single, man, men, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, food, service, dining, forever alone, sir"I'd like to dedicate my next song to that delightful little table in the corner."
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restaurant, failed business, failed businesses, failed restaurant, failed restaurant, failing business, failing restaurant, empty restaurant, musician, musicians, pianist, pianists, bad musician, bad musicians, piano player, piano players, dedication, dedications, song dedication, song dedications, lonely, loneliness, live pianist, lobby pianist, lobby pianists, live pianists"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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moat, moats, castle, castles, enemies, enemy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, battlement, battlements, loneliness, lonely, isolation, isolated, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, cold feet, commitment issue, commitment issues"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."
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cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, loneliness, lonely, conversation, conversations, conversing, chatterbox, human interaction, human interactions, socialising, socializing, socialise, socialize, socialises, socializes, socialised, socializedAdvanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
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alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wine, wine appreciation, wine appreciator, wine lover, wine lovers, winos, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lonely, drinking alone, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, loneliness, problem drinker, problem drinkers, problem drinking, wine education"Thank heavens! Some work."
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work, works, working, worker, workers, briefcase, briefcases, workaholic, workaholics, desert island, desert islands, marooned, stranded, stranding, lost, bored, boredom, boring, lonely, loneliness, grateful, gratitude, more work"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
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furniture, pillow, pillows, sofas, sofa, couch, couches, cushion, cushions, family, families, interior design, decor, decoration, interior decor, overdoing, overdone, overdoing it, loneliness, lonely, empty nest, empty house, replacement, dating, dates, date trouble, love life, impress, impressive, unimpressive, introductions, introduce, introducing, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, bachelor, bachelor pad, middle class, new middle class"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
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menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."
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drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, buy a drinks, buys a drink, buying a drink, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, barfly, barflies, buy a drink, buying a drink, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, dote, dotes, doting, son, sons, self-esteem, lonely, loneliness, supportive"The corporation was very lonely, because people thought it was different from them."
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corporation, corporations, company, companies, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, bedtime, bedtimes, bed time, bed times, bedtime story, bedtime stories, lonely, loneliness, isolated, isolation, social isolation, socially isolated, different, differences, money laundering, money, launderer, money launderers, bad corporation, bad corporations, major corporation, major corporations, tax dodging, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax avoiders"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, scared, lonely, loneliness, ask permission, asking permission, bedroom scene, bedroom scene, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesThe Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency
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neurotic, neuroses, paranoid, paranoia, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, hate, hates, dating, dating life, dating lives, single life, single lives, single, singles, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, lonely, loneliness, self-confident, self-confidence, concern, concerns, concerned, currency, currencies, therapist, therapists, therapy, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone, phones, wait, waits, waiting"Dr. Froelich will return from vacation on September 15th. Hang on."
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A businessman reads a "While you were away" memo that says "Nothing!".
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