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Long Cartoons
Long cartoon 1 of 34
"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."
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long, longs, longing, nostalgia, nostalgic, girl, girls, girlfriends, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, ex, exes, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, regret, regrets, sorrow, sorrows, contemplate, contemplates, contemplating, contemplation, serenity, serene, obtrusive thought, obtrusive thoughts, mind, minds, peace, peaceful, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, zen, quite mind, unquietLong cartoon 2 of 34
"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, section, sections, part, parts, page, pages, long, complicated, difficult, modern life, best-seller, best-sellers, bestseller, bestsellers, advice, how-to, how to, miscellaneous, bear in mind, literature, book, books, long menu, long menus, large menu, large menusLong cartoon 3 of 34
"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"
Long cartoon 4 of 34
"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, chain, chains, leash, leashes, preface, prefacing, remark, remarks, long, longer, deceptive, deceiving, looks can be deceiving, threaten, threatening, threat, threats, intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, violence, violent, unsafe, risky, dangerous, danger, enemy, enemies, cats vs. dogsLong cartoon 5 of 34
"Are Mommy and Patty and Kenny mad at Daddy?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, angry, anger, mad, upset, food, dining, eating, dinner table, dinner tables, family meal, family meals, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dining table, dining table, dinner, dinners, family table, family tables, long, far away, distance, distanced, distancing, family problems, family issuesLong cartoon 6 of 34
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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airport, airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, tray, trays, stuck, trapped, line, lines, line up, line ups, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, waiting, impatient, impatience, wrong, long, knight, knights, armor, armour, removing, holding up the line, going through security, history, historical, medieval, fashion, fashion choices, bad fashion choices, bad choices, bad choice, bad decision, bad decisions, modern lifeLong cartoon 7 of 34
"Relax—nobody's talking about you."
Long cartoon 8 of 34
"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"
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ponytail, ponytails, hair, hairstyle, hair style, hairstyles, hair styles, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, annoy, annoyed, angry, hipster, hipsters, did it first, first, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy, trending, fashionable, short, long, argument, argues, popular, popularity, before it was coolLong cartoon 9 of 34
"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, snail, snails, commuting, commuter, commuters, going to work, long, slow, crawling, snailing, transportationLong cartoon 10 of 34
"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, bored, boring, bores, long, lengthy, non-celebrity, shirking, shirk, citizen, citizenship, citizensLong cartoon 11 of 34
"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
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religion, religious, religious imagery, pulpit, pulpits, church, churches, religions, preach, preaching, preacher, preachers, preached, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, sermon, sermons, story, long, long and boring, boring, bore, bored, heard this, heard before, repeat, repeated, repetitive, irony, ironic, ironically, sunday, christian, christianity, altar, congregation, communication, communicate, storytelling, skill, skillsLong cartoon 12 of 34
"Look at it this way, Conroy—the longer they stay out, the longer you're a free man."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, bored, boring, bores, long, lengthy, recess, discuss, discussion, discussing, verdict, verdicts, crimes, criminal, criminals, play on words, word-play, word play, doom, doomedLong cartoon 13 of 34
"It's going to be a long trial. Wear a diaper."
Long cartoon 14 of 34
"Just in case the conference call runs long."
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hanging rope, hanging, hangings, noose, nooses, suicidal, death wish, death-wishes, death, deaths, suicidal, meeting, meetings, bored, boring, bored to death, board meeting, meets, conference, conference calls, workplace, work, dark humor, dark humour, long, drag, drags, dragging, corporate culture, death-wish, death wishes, conference callLong cartoon 15 of 34
"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."
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business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, meeting, meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, long meetings, boring meetings, endless meetings, endless, forever, long, boring, lunch, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, employee, employees, worker, workers, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, half hour, half-hourLong cartoon 16 of 34
"Believe me, Gordon, I have latitude."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, latitude, wide, long, desk, desksLong cartoon 17 of 34
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
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school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kid, kids, child, grade, grades, graded, good grades, home time, home, homes, parenting, parent, parents, parental, parenthood, mom, mum, moms, mums, teacher, teachers, get an a, getting an a, shocked, shock, surprise, surprised, long, day, hard dayLong cartoon 18 of 34
"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."
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wagner, wagners, vvagner, classical, classical music, opera, operatic, classic opera, opera classics, ring cycle, the ring cycle, music, musician, length, lengthy, run time, long, boring, bored, bore, sport, sports, tv, t v, television, televised sport, baseball, baseballs, the game, baseball game, seventh inning, inning, 7th inning, 7th, the 7thLong cartoon 19 of 34
"What do you mean, you don't like it. It's the story of mankind."
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writer, writers, novel, novels, manuscript, manuscripts, author, authors, publisher, publishers, search, searching, searches, unpublished, dislike, dislikes, disliked, bad, badly written, story, stories, story of mankind, mankind, the truth, what's not to like, original, the entire story, long, boringLong cartoon 20 of 34
"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."
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desk, desks, boss, bosses, big desk, big desks, office, offices, office desk, office desks, large, long, small, short, live up to, living up to, responsibility, responsibilities, short man, short men, expectation, expectations, great expectation, great expectations, sit, sits, sitting, reputation, reputationsLong cartoon 21 of 34
"How much longer before you act?"
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shack, shacks, desert, deserts, sit, sits, sitting, chill, chills, chilling, barrel, barrels, dynamite, fuse, fuses, bomb, bombs, explode, explodes, exploding, explosion, explosions, sit, sits, sitting, wait, waits, waiting, lazy, unbothered, long, longer, long time, dog, dogs, run, runs, running, responsibilityLong cartoon 22 of 34
"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."
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christmas, christmas time, x-mas, x-mas time, noel, carol, carols, carol singer, carol singers, assistant, assistants, assisting, busy, busy-body, busy-bodies, wenceslas, good king wenceslas, verse, verses, favourite, favourites, long, long song, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, charity collection, charity collections, choir, choirs, hymn, hymnsLong cartoon 23 of 34
Tunnel of Long Term Resentment
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tunnel, tunnels, ride, rides, theme park, theme parks, fairground, fair grounds, long, boat, boats, row, rows, rowing, far, long distance, long term, resent, resents, resentment, relationship, relationships, break up, break ups, breaking up, argue, argues, arguing, argument, bad decision, bad decisions, long term resentments, hostile, hostilityLong cartoon 24 of 34
Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.
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bath, baths, bath tub, bath tubs, tub, tubs, bathtub, bathtubs, wash, washes, washing, dog, dogs, walk, walks, walking, carry, carries, carrying, brush, brushes, scrub, scrubs, scrubbing, soap, soapy, bubble, bubbles, wife, wives, husband, husbands, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, distance, distanced, socail distanced, long, marriage issues, marriage problems, bicker, bickers, bickering, relax, relaxes, relaxing, pet, pets, train, trains, trainedLong cartoon 25 of 34
Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.
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coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, long, 12 ft long, stilt, stilts, clown, clowns, tall, walk, walks, walking, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, fall, fell, fallen, die, dies, died, funeral, funerals, cemetery, cemeteries, grave yard, grave yards, bury, burys, burial, sad, sadness, mourn, mourns, mourningMore cartoons with the keyword 'long'