"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."
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"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "
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"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"
"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
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"Are Mommy and Patty and Kenny mad at Daddy?"
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"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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"Relax—nobody's talking about you."
"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"
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"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."
"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.
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"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
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"Look at it this way, Conroy—the longer they stay out, the longer you're a free man."
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"It's going to be a long trial. Wear a diaper."
"Just in case the conference call runs long."
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"Believe me, Gordon, I have latitude."
"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."
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"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
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"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."
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A very tall man walks towards a lifeguard's chair