Long-term Relationships Cartoons

Long-term Relationships Cartoons

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Long-term Relationships cartoon

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

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Sex! thought Byron. What a great Idea! Will share my wonderful idea with Inez!

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"Know what I think?"

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"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

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"Do you, Thomas, promise to pay attention for the first year and phone it in for the rest of your life?"

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"Stop looking so married!"

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"Emily is very attractive, but Katy has more long-term earning potential."

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"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

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"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."

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"Isn't he nice? I have him on a twenty-four-month lease."

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"She has her mother's management style."

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"Forty-one years of marriage. That's a long, long learning curve."

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"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

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"In the next five years, global warming is going to make you ten times more irritating."

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"In the last few years, the conversation has dipped below subsistence level."

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"If you're bored with yourself, imagine how I feel."

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"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

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"How time flies! It was just thirty years ago tonight that you first ran me a hot bath—right here in this very tub."

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"And this is my significant mother."

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Remote Control Husband

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"That's probably my wife- she has global reach."

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"What's killing me about this marriage is realizing how entirely preventable it was."

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"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."

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"It's the den he always wanted."

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