"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"
The Lemmings of Montauk
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"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "
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Long Island's Garbage Barge
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Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.
"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."
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Stan Mack's Real Life funnies: Asparagus Beach, Amagansett, NY
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"May I have this dance, Miss?"
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The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham
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"It's come to my attention that some of the salaried employees are asking where the Hamptons are. Under no circumstances are they to be told."
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"I guess he forgot to tell you. He's in Amagansett all week making deals."
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
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"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."