"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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date, dating, first date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, hamptons, long island, new york, upper class, fancy, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, holiday traffic, summer traffic, beach, beaches, expensive, flashy, bad traffic, hamptons traffic, new york traffic, long island traffic, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, holiday, holidays"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"
The Lemmings of Montauk
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lemming, lemmings, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, hamster, hamsters, gerbil, gerbils, suicidal, cliff, cliffs, lighthouse, lighthouses, ocean, oceans, new york, long island, montauk, car, cars, diving, die, died, dying, dead, death, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, traffic, fleet, fleets, group suicide, suicide pact"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "
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pilgrim, pilgrims, puritan, puritans, mayflower, hamptons, hampton, naming, names, long island, the hamptons, upper class, lower class, class divide, pretension, pretentious, pretensions, upper crust, class difference, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes, disagreement, disagreements, high societyLong Island's Garbage Barge
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garbage, trash, rubbish, new york, long island, government, governments, politics, political, recycle, recycling, wast, dump, ocean, oceans, northeast, usa, barge, barges, boat, boats, tugboat, tugboats, garbage scow, garbage scows, park, kids, kid, child, children, childhood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."
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long island, montauk point, the hamptons, east hamptons, fish, fishes, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, city life, urban life, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, conceit, conceited, new york state, sea lifeStan Mack's Real Life funnies: Asparagus Beach, Amagansett, NY
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, seashores, beach scene, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach scene, beach scenes, long island, conversation, conversations, chatting up, chat up, flirt, flirtation, upper class, upper classes, pretentious, pretentiously, single, singles, singles mixer, single scene, single scenes, singles market, singles markets"May I have this dance, Miss?"
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long island, hampton, hamptons, southampton, easthampton, upper class, upper classes, beach, beaches, beach community, beach communities, proper, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, cat call, cat calls, cat calling, heckle, heckles, heckling, harass, harasses, harassing, gated community, gated communitiesThe Hanging Gardens of Shoreham
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hanging gardens of babylon, the hanging gardens of babylon, shoreham, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, shoreham ny, long island, nuclear power, nuclear power plant, industrial, brown field site, brown field sites, ex industrial, disused site, disused sites, ancient world, seven wonders of the ancient world, nuclear power plants, hellenic culture, modern life, neo-babylonian empire"It's come to my attention that some of the salaried employees are asking where the Hamptons are. Under no circumstances are they to be told."
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office, offices, business, businessesbusinessman, businessmen, executive, executives, the hamptons, long island, new york, ny, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, salary, salaried, employee, employees, employer, employers, pretentious, snob, snobby, snobs, middle class, 1%, one percent, 1 percent, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, money"I guess he forgot to tell you. He's in Amagansett all week making deals."
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
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location, locations, upscale, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, hamptons, manhattan, long island, working class, working classes, upper class, upper classes, pass, passes, passing, pass off, passes off, passing off, superficial, superficiality, pretender, pretenders, pretending, mislead, misleads, misleading, origin, origins, humble origins, poor, poverty, pass for rich, passing for rich"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."