Long Term Relationships Cartoons

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

"He appears to have lost all of his resilience."

"Let's update our will and go on vacation."

"Seeing it again, I was newly struck by whatever you thought about it."

"We don't have an attic, so you'll have to keep me in the living room."

"I can't help but think that things might have turned out differently if we had never met."

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"He's clinging to territory that's still under his control."

"How about a little music to push the plot along."

"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Please, John, think of the plants."

"In the next five years, global warming is going to make you ten times more irritating."

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"If I ever say anything I haven't said already, let me know."

"God, you know what? You're sweet, but I just got out of a long thing."

"Mr. Goodrich, it's time we called each other by our first names."

"You used to start off each day with a song."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"It was her dying wish."

"We've been together so long we can finish each other's divorce threats."