"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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holiday, holidays, weight gain, weight loss, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, lose weight, losing weight, lost weight, compliment, compliments, complimenting, diet, diets, dieting, new year's resolution, new years resolution, resolution, resolutions, christmas, christmas season, snowman, snowmen, frosty, christmas song, christmas songs"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
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vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian meal, vegetarian meals, vegetable, vegetables, healthy eating, healthy meal, healthy meals, healthy eater, healthy eaters, lion, lions, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, food chain, top of the food chain, eat right, eats right, eating rights, lose weight, losing weight, weight loss, weight loss plan, weight loss plans, diet, diets, dieting, stick to your diet, sticking to your diet"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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lifestyle, lifestyles, life style, life styles, diet, diets, exercise, exercise program, exercise programs, regimen, regimens, strict regimen, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, reward, rewards, rewarding, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, self-control, self-discipline, lack of discipline, grit, stick to it, sticking to it, weak, weakness, spirits, lazy, laziness"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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pigeon, pigeons, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, sandpiper, sandpipers, sand piper, sand pipers, waterfowl, beach, beaches, beach body, beach bodies, run, runs, running, runner, runners, compare, comparison, comparisons, body shame, body shames, body shaming, exercise, exercises, exercising, fat, fatness, overweight, obese, obesity, skinny, skinninessEvery Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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pizza, pizzas, challenge, challenges, overcome, improvise, adapt, adapting, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, weight, weight loss, losing weight, lose weight, overweight, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, food lover, food lovers, pizza lover, pizza lovers, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, america, americans, american, impossible task, impossible tasks, junk, junk food, italian, italian food, region, regional, pop culture reference, pop culture"Have you been putting on weight?"
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animals, talking, fitness, diet, duck, ducks, float, floats, floating, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, telltale sign, telltale signs, sink, sinks, sinking"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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wedding, weddings, marriage, wedding preparations, wedding prep, wedding planning, wedding plans, bride, brides, bride-to-be, brides-to-be, groom, grooms, diet, diets, dieting, hungry, hunger, not eating, fit, fit into dress, wedding dress, wedding dresses, lose weight, losing weight, go down a size, wedding day, eat, eating, watching your weight, slim, slim down, thin"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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restaurant, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, eating out, out to eat, couple, couples, diet, dieting, diets, lose, lose weight, overweight, over weight, binge, binging, carb, carbs, pasta, pasta lover, italian food, italian, italian cuisine, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, omad, if, intermittent fasting, calories, calorie, cico, calorie counting, calories in calories out, good food, dinner, dinner party, dinner parties"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, reassure, reassures, reassurance, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, metabolism, metabolic rate, metabolic rates, husband, husbands, wife, wives, tummy, tummies, stomach, stomachs, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, excuse, excuses, scales, weight, weigh, weighs, weighing"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
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france, french, diet, diets, the french diet, carb, carbs, butter, fat, fats, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, fad diet, fad diets, fad, fads, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standardsIt's The Miracle Book!
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miracles, miracles, book, books, self-help, self helping, self help, advise, advice, promise, promises, disappoint, disappointment, false promises, lose weight, tip, tips, false advertising, advertising, adverts, quick fix, quick fixes, fast life, better yourself, self improvement, self-improvement, everything you need to know"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
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choice, choices, menu, menus, discipline, fit, fitter, fitness, disciplined, healthy choices, sweet, sweets, let yourself go, letting yourself go, christmas weight, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, women, woman, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates, caloric, margin, margins, margin of error, errors, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers"How far is two pounds from here?"
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walk, walks, walking, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, weight loss, workout, workouts, working out, couple, couples, tire, tires, tired out, tiring out, fitness, physical fitness, weight loss plan, weight loss plans, overweight, lazy, laziness, exhausted, exhaustion, distance, distances, diet, diets, dieting, motivation, motivations, motivating, motivate, motivatesOlder cousin press
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book, books, magazine, magazines, read, reading, family, families, family member, family member, cousin, cousins, older cousin, older cousins, older, elder, age, younger, advice, advise, teach, teaching, learn, learning, french kiss, french kissing, french-kiss, french kisses, french-kisses, diet, diets, dieting, lose weight, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, first book, my first books, wacky, crazy, insane, idea, ideas, style, styling, fashion, fashion advice, new, pro, pros, expert, experts, trustworthy advice, good advice, bad advice, braggadocio, reference, reference book, reference books, self-help, self-help books, self-help book, help, helpful"None for me, thanks."
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anniversary, anniversaries, diet, diets, dieting, anniversary dinner, anniversary dinners, go out, goes out, going out, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, ominous, married life, married lives, matrimony, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, husband, husbands, wife, wives, first anniversary, 1st anniversary, paper anniversary, cotton anniversary, harbinger, harbingers, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, gain weight, gains weights, gaining weight, anxiety, anxieties, insecure, insecurity, insecuritiesSatan Fast Food
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fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions"One slice—hold the bread."
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pizza, pizzas, pizza place, pizza parlor, pizza parlour, parlor, parlour, italian, italians, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, women, woman, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
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weight, weight, overweight, fat, fattening, calories, calorie, calorie counting, calorie count, cico, calories in calories out, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, quick weight loss, restrict, restricting, restriction, pastry, pastries, eat, eating, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, dessert, desserts, treat, treats, cheat day, cheat days, treat yourself, bakery, bakeries, healthy, fit, fitter, fitness"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."
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insect, insects, bug, bugs, caterpillar, caterpillars, leaf, leaves, plant, plants, talking, eating, eat, food, fat, weight, weight issues, gain weight, gaining weight, lose weight, losing weight, slim down, diet, diets, dieting, go on a diet, watching your weight, count calories, counting calories, health, healthy, healthy eating, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, vegetarians, vegans, plant-based dietThe Sprats
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jack sprat, jack spratt, dietary restriction, dietary restrictions, restricted, diet, diets, gluten free, gluten, msg, chocolate, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, kosher, artisanal, artisan, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, organic, fad, fads, fad diet, fad diets, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, overzealous, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, lose friends, losing friends"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"
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bird, birds, choice, choices, discipline, fit, fitter, fitness, disciplined, healthy choices, sweet, sweets, let yourself go, letting yourself go, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates, caloric, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, boredom, bored, comfort eating, comfort food"I really shouldn't have any dessert. My trainer told me never to eat out of boredom."
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