"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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"And make it look believanble."
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"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
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"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
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"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
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"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."
"I wasn't cable-ready."
"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."
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"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."
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"I'm not going to make excuses. They were very tough today. They wanted this one more than we did, and they deserved to win."
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Yard Sale at the Romneys'
"Damn, you are smooth."
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"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"
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Smart Women, Foolish Choices
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Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
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"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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"Damn it, Maureen! You just don't break up a winning combination!"
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."
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