Losers Cartoons

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

"And make it look believanble."

"We lost!"

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."

"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Personnel

"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."

"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."

"I wasn't cable-ready."

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."

"I'm not going to make excuses. They were very tough today. They wanted this one more than we did, and they deserved to win."

Yard Sale at the Romneys'

"Damn, you are smooth."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

Smart Women, Foolish Choices

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Damn it, Maureen! You just don't break up a winning combination!"

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."