Losers Cartoons

"We lost!"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122218
High Res:
3500x3056 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
loser's trophy, losers trophy, losers trophies, loser's trophies, trophy, trophies, competition, competitions, runner's up, runners up, coddling, sportsmanship, footballer, footballers, running up, loser, losers, prize, prizes

"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC32153
High Res:
2140x1996 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hamlet, ophelia, shakespeare, william shakespeare, soliloquy, soliloquies, monologue, monologues, to be or not to be, speech, speeches, date, dates, dating, miffed, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, playwright, playwrights, loser, losers, exasperating, exasperation

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121720
High Res:
3500x2604 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats

"Damn, you are smooth."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC123948
High Res:
3325x3508 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, smooth, smooth character, smooth characters, slick character, slick characters, unsuspecting, unsuspecting husband, unsuspecting husbands, husband, husbands, wife, wives, threesome, three-way, three-ways, menage a trois, unfaithful, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, pay attention, paying attention, inattentive, bookworm, bookworms, loser, losers

Style

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC128343
High Res:
2615x3489 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insecure, insecurity, insecurities, stand out, stands out, standing out, hand-me-down, hand-me-downs, thrift store, thrift stores, thrift shop, thrift shops, bargain, bargains, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, trauma, traumatic memory, traumatic memories, fashion choice, fashion choices, dress sense, fashion sense, look weird, looks weird, looking weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, loser, losers, therapy, childhood memory, childhood memories

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140759
High Res:
3004x2958 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, slobs, slovenly, beer bottle, beer bottles, waste, wasteful, fascination, fascinating, interest, interesting, interested, sports fan, sports fans, lazy, laziness, lazy bones, loser, losers, husband, husbands, judgements, judgement, judgment, judgmental, judgemental, wife, wives, gross, embarrassing

"Lifelike, isn't he?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22685
High Res:
5461x3984 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lifelike, motivation, psychology, women, men, marriage, relationships, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, statue, statuesque, statues, husband, husbands, loser, losers, insult, insults, insulting, wax figure, wax figures, dad, dads, father, fathers, mankoff

Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC143810
High Res:
2850x2917 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gravestone, gravestones, cemetery, cemeteries, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, engraved, engraving, reality show, reality shows, reality tv, reality program, reality programs, kardashian, kardashians, addiction, addictions, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, out of touch, loser, losers, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, obsessing

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC138419
High Res:
2996x2361 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office pinata, office pinatas, pinata, pinatas, fall guy, fall man, fall guys, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, boss, bosses, underling, underlings, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, loser, losers, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, chain of command, chains of command, bottom rung, bottom rungs

Bob Dole's Post Cards from the Edge

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC33248
High Res:
2274x2085 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bob dole, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, republican nominee, loser, losers, losing, election, elections, election '96, 1996, presidential election, presidential elections, third person, rage, rages, raging, bad loser, sore loser, sore losers, bitter, bitterness, sour grapes, clinton-dole, bill clinton, reelected, reelection, re-election

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC40565
High Res:
1873x1553 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
polar, polar bear, polar bears, grizzly, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines, chat up line, chat up lines, bear, bears, ursine, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barfly, barflies, loser, losers, harassment, harasser, harassers, sexual harassment, inappropriate, come on, come ons, coming on

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC122486
High Res:
5000x3408 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
boxer, boxers, boxing, boxing match, boxing matches, campaign, campaigns, politician, politicians, political debate, political debates, lose, loses, loser, losers, fight, fights, fighting, political campaign, political campaigns, likeability, likeability poll, likeability polls, likeability polling, chip away, chips away, chipping away, pulverize, pulverizes, pulverizing, lose, loses, losing, loser, losers, likeability rating, likeability ratings, presidential debate, presidential debates

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC41048
High Res:
3064x2341 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
paternity, paternity leave, leave, leaves, leaving, time off, take time off, takes time off, taking time off, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, infant, infants, infancy, baby, babies, back to work, go back to work, going back to work, lazy, laziness, parenting duty, parenting duties, parenting, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, loser, losers, husband, husbands, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off

"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC38580
High Res:
1881x1573 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pig, pigs, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, slop, pigs in slop, hit on, hits on, hitting on, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, harassment, harasses, harassing, gross, disgusting, sleaze, sleazes, sleazebag, sleazebags, sleazy, loser, losers

"I'm sorry, I guess they just wanted it more."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301949
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, losing, loser, losers, falling short, failure, failures, failed, apologising, apologizing, apology, apologies

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43334
High Res:
1999x2327 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
save up, saves up, saving up, save money, saves money, saving money, spender, spenders, spending, savings, savings account, saving accounts, want, wants, desire, desires, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, wastrel, wastrels, loser, losers, broke, spend money, spends money, spending money

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CX304855
High Res:
4026x3333 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
welcome, hell, jerk, jerks, moron, morons, idiot, idiots, loser, losers, tourism, tourist, tourists, yosemite, california, national park, national parks, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., landmark, landmarks

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC143083
High Res:
4749x4689 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections

"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133754
High Res:
3006x2789 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, mooch

Yard Sale at the Romneys'

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC137959
High Res:
3021x2860 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flag pin, flag pins, romney, mitt romney, yard sale, yard sales, lose, loses, losing, loser, losers, presidential nominee, presidential nomination, garage sale, garage sales, spray tan, spray tans, spray tanning, wardrobe, wardrobes

"Don't worry about winning or losing. Just ejoy being in the food chain."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302493
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, food chain, circle of life, food cycle, food web, winning, winner, winners, losing, loser, losers, predator, predators, prey, food, worrying, anxious, anxiety, science

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC137853
High Res:
4454x6314 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
history, historical, ancient, rome, roman, romans, emperor, emperors, caesar, caesars, colosseum, colosseums, amphitheatre, amphitheatres, amphitheater, amphitheaters, arena, arenas, stadium, stadiums, gladiator, gladiators, gladiatorial contest, gladiatorial contests, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, death, punishment, punishments, life or death, thumbs up, thumbs down, signal, signals, gesture, gestures, politics, government, governments, politician, politicians, base, bases, satisfy, satisfying, reputation, reputations, compassion, compassionate, loser, losers, winner, winners, sword, swords, decision, decisions, deciding, difficult, choice, choices, choosing, option, options, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC135343
High Res:
4541x4169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
football, football player, football players, american football, thank god, thanks god, thanking god, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, post-game, post-game interview, post-game interviews, lose, loses, loser, losers, loss, sore loser, sore losers, poor loser, poor losers, bad loser, bad losers, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC69318
High Res:
1572x1155 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, check, checks, picking up the check, privilege, privileges, privileged, race, races, competition, competitive, competitiveness, loser, losers, personal transporter, personal transporters, lazy, laziness, unfit, fitness

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302918
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, insult, insults, dictionary, dictionaries, pathetic, loser, losers, picture, pictures, photo, photos, literal, comeback, comebacks