"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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"Have you been putting on weight?"
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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"How far is two pounds from here?"
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"None for me, thanks."
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Satan Fast Food
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"How's the diet coming, Mr. Sims?"
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