"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"I'm retaining doughnuts."
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"Have you been putting on weight?"
"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
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"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"
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"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."
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"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
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"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
"Just a pear? Is that all you're having for dinner?"
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"Ready to head back?"
A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
"Developing a layer of insulating fat isn't as easy as it sounds."