Lost Cartoons

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Island of Lost Guys.

"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."

"Up gets you nowhere."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

National Park Map

"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"We must be in the Village."

"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"

Cards for my G.P.S.

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"Thank heavens! Some work."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."