"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
"It's lotto fever."
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"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."
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"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
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"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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"Oh boy! I've won the- "
"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."
"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
"You'll be sorry you made that crack if I win the lottery."
"As a potential lottery winner, I totally support tax cuts for the wealthy."
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"Gimme everything in the register and a Quick Pick."
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A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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This Week's Winning Numbers
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"I've just been notified by Publisher's Clearing House that I may have already won ten million dollars, but in case I haven't I need money to fix my driveway."
"Now, as a general rule, it's unwise to have one's assets split evenly between stocks and lottery tickets."
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"If I won the lottery I'd still come to work, I just wouldn't do a good job."
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"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."
"I just won the Euromillions."