Love Cartoons

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"

"I think it loves us."

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"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"Clear!"

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."

"I've decided to cut and run."

"I don't like him."

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

"I suppose this is goodbye."

"If there is plastic on your tray, recycle it."

"Honey, I'm home."

A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

"I heard they mate for life."

"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

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