"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, gun control, gun violence, gun crime, shot, shooting, shoot, revolver, revolvers, hand gun, hand guns, hurtful, mean, anger, angry, upset, crime, injure, injury, injuries"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, commitment, fear of commitment, serious, next level, next step, like, love, romance, romantic, interfacing, computer, computers, technology, technical, jargon, terminology, information technology, it, i.t., proposal, proposing, marriage, modern life"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."
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bird, birds, lovebird, lovebirds, couple, couples, relationships, biological imperative, biological imperatives, biological mandate, biological mandates, aves, parrot, parrots, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, biological programming, biologically programmed, mates for life, mating for live, true to your name, love, loving, lovers, lover, romance, romantic, romantics, unromantic, husband and wife, husbands and wives"If I were a car, you could find the words."
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car, cars, romance, romantic, compliment, compliments, can't find the words, marriage, marriages, married, marries, marry, relationship, relationships, communication, communications, love, loving, angry, anger, annoyed, jealous, jealousy, irritated, irritate, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, talking, sweet talking, complimenting, woo"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
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snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern life"I think it loves us."
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pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet careCaveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, shadow, shadows, puppet, puppets, puppetry, shadow puppet, shadow puppets, shadow puppetry, shadow animal, animal, animals, kid, kids, child, children, entertaining, sabretooth, sabertooth, saber tooth tiger, sabre tooth tiger, dinosaur, dinosaurs, loving, love, happy family, happy families, domestic, domestic scene, family"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"
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relationship, relationships, partnership, partnerships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, love, marriage, commitment, commit, couple, couples, reminders, reminder, talk, talks, talking, communication, communicate, uncomfortable, comfort"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities"Clear!"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, sugar baby, sugar babies, gold digger, gold diggers, love, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, old age, old man, old men, old people, age, ageing, aging, retire, retired, retirement, dying, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, love, romance, romantic, unromantic, crazy, anniversary, anniversaries, crazy in love, lovesick"I suppose this is goodbye."
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biology, biological, biological processes, cell, cells, cell division, division, separation, romance, romantic, romantically, love, loving, split, torn, torn apart, goodbye, farewell, divide, divides, dividing, bacteria, bacterium, science, scientific, scientifically, scientist, geneticists, human biology, natural sciences, natural science, microscopic life, microscopic, relationship, bond, bonds, miss you, missing, missing you, wish you were here, goodbye"If there is plastic on your tray, recycle it."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, recycle, recycling, three r's, plastic, tray, trays, reduce waste, reducing waste, garbage, rubbish, trash, throw away, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, environment, environmental, nature, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, saving the environment, reminding, reminder, remindersA car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorces, separation, split, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, love"I heard they mate for life."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, swan, swans, mate, mates, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, dating, marriage, marriages, love, romance, romantic, married life, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mate for life, mating for life, soulmate, soulmates, soul mate, soul mates, together forever, companionship, companion, companions, partner, partners, partnership, lover, lovers, loyal, loyalty, human, humans"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
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embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, trust fund, trust funds, trust, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, love, loves, take advantage, taking advantage, wife, wives, fraud, fraudulent"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, romance, romantic, love, first meeting, first date, first dates, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, 50, fifty, mixed, ambivalent, undecided, unsure, feeling, feelings, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-agedHow About a Kiss?
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kiss, kissing, relationship, relationships, love, romance, fooling around, making out, bird, birds, beak, beaks, ornithology, mouth, mouths, stork, storks