Love-life Cartoons

"I married for love. I divorced for money."

"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"

"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."

"But, sweetheart, why do you have to marry a doctor? Why can't you marry a fireman?"

"All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis."

"The way I see it, there will be plenty of time for abstinence after I'm married."

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"This is why I love yard sales."

"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"

Bride with a lasso.

"Not tonight, honey. I'm filing for divorce."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"I love that your politics stink."

"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

"We slipped in the tub."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Lighten up, honey. You use performance-enhancing drugs!"

"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."