"I married for love. I divorced for money."
"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"
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"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."
"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."
"But, sweetheart, why do you have to marry a doctor? Why can't you marry a fireman?"
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"All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis."
"I'm just a simple man preceded by an inordinately complex reputation."
"The way I see it, there will be plenty of time for abstinence after I'm married."
"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."
"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."
"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"
"Is this business or pleasure?"
"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."
"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"
"This is why I love yard sales."
"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"
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"Wear the leopard-print underwear."
Bride with a lasso.
"Not tonight, honey. I'm filing for divorce."
"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"
"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."
"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
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