"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."
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"I heard they mate for life."
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Chocolate Lovers' Leap
"Old?" she laughed. "I don't think of you as old."
"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."
"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."
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"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
"Read him his rights!"
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"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"
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Rhode Island School of Desire
"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."
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"I've been against it from the start, but who am I? Only her mother."
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Don & DixieKiss No. 274385
"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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"OMG, here comes my old lover."
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"You make me want to be a bigger man."
"You make me want to have a better caption."
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
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The Love Psychologists
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"Owing to an impetuous act of your Great-Great-Aunt Pumpkin's, we now have owls in the family."
"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."
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"You better run, lover boy. If my husband catches you here, he's going to want me to make him breakfast, too."
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"You're poison, Lauren, but, these days, what isn't?"
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"Twenty Seven wonderful years. They don't make gigolos like you anymore."
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