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"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"I think it loves us."

"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."

"Not another movie about straight people in love. I'm sick of extrapolating."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

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"It wouldn't be fair for us to get married until gays can be legally married, too. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I think my love for Brother Valentine is less than my love for anyone else in this world."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Sometimes I think you only married me for the political statement."

"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."

"Heavens no, sweetie—my love for you has tons of conditions."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Get a tomb!"

"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."