Lucifer Cartoons

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."

"This is the part of religion we could do without."

Subway from Hell

"I should have known - I hate the beach."

"Around here, Walker, we prefer the term 'fallen angel.' "

"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"

"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."

Devil warming his feet on the fire

"Put the punster in with the mime."

"Avarice, gluttony, lust, and overweening pride. Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Dexter!"

"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"

"You'll find there's no right or wrong here. Just what works for you."

"Then it's been moved and seconded that we send a special commendation to Metro-North."

Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar

"Thank God it's Monday."

"You look like hell!"

"Careful; hot plate."

"It's 3000 degrees but it's a dry heat."

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."