"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
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"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."
Trump 2020: Four more years (or eternal dominion)!
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"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"This is the part of religion we could do without."
Subway from Hell
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"I should have known - I hate the beach."
"Around here, Walker, we prefer the term 'fallen angel.' "
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"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
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Devil warming his feet on the fire
"Put the punster in with the mime."
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"Avarice, gluttony, lust, and overweening pride. Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Dexter!"
"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"
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"You'll ﬁnd there's no right or wrong here. Just what works for you."
"Then it's been moved and seconded that we send a special commendation to Metro-North."
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Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
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"Thank God it's Monday."
"You look like hell!"
"Careful; hot plate."
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"It's 3000 degrees but it's a dry heat."
"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."