Luck Cartoons

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"

Lucky Break

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"What do four ones beat?"

"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."

"Miss Adamson, pluck someone from nowhere and put him in a position of responsibility."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

"take your best shot, counselor."

"What a nice surprise!"

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"

"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."

"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."

"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."