"You're on next. Break a leg!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, jumping, leaping, hoop, hoops, your on next, your turn, break a leg, superstition, superstitions, good luck, luck, fortune, entertainment, performer, performers"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"
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fortune cookie, fortune cookies, luck, lucky, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, fortune, fortunes, insult, insults, insulting, insults, insulted, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing gameLucky Break
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lucky break, lucky breaks, luck, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, archer, archers, archery, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, lucky escape, lucky escapes, close call, close calls, target, targets, targeted, bully, bullies, office bully, office bullies, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."
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cowboy, cowboys, west, western, westerns, the west, american west, desert, deserts, target practice, target, targets, shooting, gun, guns, six shooter, six shooters, target practice, random luck, luck, decision, decisions, decision making, making decisions, chance, 50/50, fifty-fifty, dating, dating life, phone call, phone calls, call, calling, calls, waiting for a call"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, sickness, ill, illness, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, luck, lucky, good luck, economy, government, governments, finances, politics"What do four ones beat?"
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poker, pokers, poker player, poker players, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, beginner's luck, luck, lucky, luck out, lucked out, lucking out, four of a kid, poker hand, poker hands, inexperience, inexperienced, bluff, bluffs, bluffing, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, game of chance, games of chance, faux pas, ace, aces, ace in the hole"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
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letter, letters, post, mail, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, audit, audits, auditing, luck, lucky, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, lucky charm, lucky charms, superstition, superstitious"Miss Adamson, pluck someone from nowhere and put him in a position of responsibility."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, corporate ladder, working your way up, vertical mobility, social mobility, advancement, career, careers, job, jobs, job title, job titles, entry-level, entry level, corporate culture, responsibility, responsibilities, random, luck, lucky day"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, love life, theory, theoretical, dry spell, dry, dry-spell, club, clubbing, clubs, bar, bars, gay bar, gay bars, drinking, luck, unlucky, scene, culture, cultures, pop culture"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair"take your best shot, counselor."
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court, courts, in court, verdict, the verdict, not guilty, jury, juries, juror, jurors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, defense, the defense, the defense rests, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, fair, fairs, fairground, carnival, carnivals, carnival game, carnival games, strong man machine, strong man machines, fairground game, fairground games, legal system, the legal system, luck"What a nice surprise!"
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surprise, surprises, nice surprise, nice surprises, jack in the box, jack-in-the-box, meet up, meeting up, unexpected meet up, accidental meet up, unexpected meet ups, accidental meet ups, coincidence, coincidences, luck, lucky, luckiness, happy accident, happy accidents, good timing, well timed, synchronisation, synchronization, synchronised, synchronized, toy, toys, friend, friends, friendship, friendships"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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astrologer, astrologers, astrology, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, norman, normans, horoscope, horoscopes, luck, good luck, war, wars, warring, warfare, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, argue, argues, arguing, battle, battles, battling, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, start a war, starting a war, england, united kingdom"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, king, kings, king for a day, royal, royalty, treated like royalty, clothing, costume, costumes, crown, crowns, robe, robes, every dog has its day, luck, good luck, lucky, success, successful, good day, power, powerful, influence, influential, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions, saying, sayings"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"
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restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, meal, meals, eating, dining, chinese food, eating out, dining out, end of the meal, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, fortune, fortunes, luck, paper fortune, paper fortunes, reading fortunes, future, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, accurate, realistic, bad luck, pessimistic, dire, dark, death, die, fortunetelling, fortune-telling"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
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boredom, bore, bores, bored, boring, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, meeting, meetings, long meeting, long meetings, businessmen, businessman, bad luck, unlucky, unluckiness, luck, executive, executives, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."
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medicare, childless, childless adult, childless adults, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fortunate, fortunate circumstances, guilt, guilt-free, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, responsibility, responsibilities, selfish, selfish lifestyle, selfish lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, luck, lucky"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."
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fortune, fortunes, fifteen minutes of fame, fame, good fortune, good fortunes, unlucky, luck, lucky, luckiness, unluckiness, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, luck run out, running out of luck, publicity, celebrity, has been, has-been, has-beens, has beens, washed out, washed up, wash out