"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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fortune cookie, fortune cookies, luck, lucky, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, fortune, fortunes, insult, insults, insulting, insults, insulted, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."
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hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreams, torture"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
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death, deaths, grim reaper, grim-reaper, grim reapers, grim-reapers, lottery, lotteries, unlucky, awkward, awkwardness, millionaire, millionaires, tragic, tragedy, dying, dies, scythe, lucky, win, winning, jackpot, jack-pot, jackpots, jack-pots, money, pass away, typical"What do four ones beat?"
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poker, pokers, poker player, poker players, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, beginner's luck, luck, lucky, luck out, lucked out, lucking out, four of a kid, poker hand, poker hands, inexperience, inexperienced, bluff, bluffs, bluffing, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, game of chance, games of chance, faux pas, ace, aces, ace in the hole"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
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letter, letters, post, mail, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, audit, audits, auditing, luck, lucky, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, lucky charm, lucky charms, superstition, superstitious"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
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business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, horse, horses, livestock, cattle drive, cattle drives, herding cattle, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, history, historical, lucky, fortunate, opportunity, opportunities, chance, chances"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, retrieving, retriever, retrievers, ball, balls, thinking, thought, thoughts, hunter, hunters, hunting, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, lucky, lucky, fortunate, hunting dog, hunting dogsThe Check in the Mail
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solar system, the solar system, check, checks, check in the mail, lucky, get lucky, getting luck, winning money, unlucky, unlikely, improbable, remote, remote chance, remote chances, checks in the mail, in debt, debt, debtor, debtors, put-off, put off, putting off, putting-off, damage limitation, idiom, idioms, saying sayings, space, planet, planets"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
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wolf, wolves, chat show, chat shows, talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, pegleg, peglegs, peg leg, peg legs, missing leg, missing legs, pirate, priates, amputee, amputees, no future job, no future jobs, no-future job, no-future jobs, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, lucky, lucky escpae, lucky escapes"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
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island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, animal, animals, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, friendly, good luck, lucky, fortunate, positive thinking, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic"What a nice surprise!"
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surprise, surprises, nice surprise, nice surprises, jack in the box, jack-in-the-box, meet up, meeting up, unexpected meet up, accidental meet up, unexpected meet ups, accidental meet ups, coincidence, coincidences, luck, lucky, luckiness, happy accident, happy accidents, good timing, well timed, synchronisation, synchronization, sychronised, sychronized, toy, toys, friend, friends, friendship, friendships"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."
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