"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."
"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."
The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
"Use your White Privilege, Luke."
"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"
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"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."
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"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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"Oh boy! I've won the- "
"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
"What do four ones beat?"
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"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
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"Oh, that's a break. His job description is right on top."
"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
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"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
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The Check in the Mail
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"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
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"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
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"What a nice surprise!"
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"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."
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"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
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"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."