Lucky Cartoons

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"

"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."

"What do four ones beat?"

"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."

"Oh, that's a break. His job description is right on top."

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The Check in the Mail

"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."

"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."

"What a nice surprise!"

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."