"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."
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How Grandma Sees the Remote
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"I'd like to see you do this online."
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"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
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"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."
"I'm here, honey... in the media room."
"Darren is still in the phonebook."
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"And he did it all with a flip phone."
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"And me without a Twitter account."
"Tarzan no want computer."
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The Lost Tribe
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"Lassie, get tech support."
"I don't need a brain, I have a phone."
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"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"
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"O.K., you've just sentenced him to twenty-five years to life – now push 'send.'"
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"How To Turn Stuff Off"
"There's no privacy anymore."
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"I'm getting teased 'cause you guys still use cash."
"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."
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