"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, camp, going to camp, separation anxiety, lunch time, lunch times, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, camps, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, overparent, overparenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, over-protective, overprotective, over protective, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, childhood anxiety disorder, childhood anxiety disorders, pander, pandering, gratify, gratifying, comfort, comforting, attachment, attachment issues, attachment issue"While you were out, sir, the company, rudderless and adrift, operated pretty much the same as always."
"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, work, worker, workers, working, welder, welding, weld, welded, intercom, intercoms, trades, trade, blue collar, labor, laborer, laborers, labour, labourer, labourers, lunch, lunch breakDeconstructing Lunch
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sandwiches, lunch, deconstruct, families, democratic party, food, kosher, bologna, american cheese, mormons, children, schools, teachers, cafeteria, cafeterias, packed lunch, packed lunches, sandwich, deconstructing, deconstruction, deconstructions, profile, profiling, subtext, subtexts, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
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crisis, crises, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, care, cares, caring, selfish, selfishness, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch hour, lunch hours, help out, helps out, helping out, self-interest, self-interested"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"
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bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, pidgeon, pidgeons, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, beggar, beggars, lunch, lunch hour, lunch break, break, breaks"Well, enough of the coy sexual byplay Bobby. I've got to dive back into the data stream."
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coffee bar, coffee bars, lunchbreak, lunch break, lunch breaks, flirtation, flirtations, office romance, office romances, workplace romance, workplace romances, data stream, date, dates, office flirtation, workplace flirtation, it tech, computer tech, data analyst, data analysts, data clerk, data clerks"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."
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latinos, latinas, latino, hispanic, spanish speaker, spanish speakers, stereotype, stereotypes, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, racism, race, lunch break, coworker, coworkers, white privilege, bilingual, multilingual, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property"Do you want a clean one?"
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hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene regulations, bad hygiene, street food, cheap food, break, lunch break, food break, break time, breaktime, hygiene practices, poor hygiene practices, bad hygiene practices, food poisoning, clean, cleanly, cleanliness, pushcart, pushcarts, hot dog pushcart, hot dog pushcarts, hotdog, hotdogs, street food, push cart, push carts, street cuisine, urban street food, urban cuisine"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm"I'm off to lunch, Miss Heinecke. Keep her headed into the wind."
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send-off, send-offs, sending off, goodbye, goodbyes, say goodbye, saying goodbye, farewell, farewells, dramatic, melodramatic, melodrama, melodramas, secretary, secretaries, so long, sail, sails, sailing, overdramatic, drama, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch, lunches, lunch hour, lunch hours, receptionist, receptionists"I just assumed we'd be going out for lunch."
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business lunch, business lunches, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunch time, lunch time, kingfisher, kingfishers, bird, birds, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, delivery, deliveries, office takeaway, office takeaways, office takeout, office takeouts, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."
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health club, health clubs, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, fitness, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, lunch, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch time, lunch times, show off, showing off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, vain, vanity"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
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lunch, lunch break, hungry, hunger, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, raise your hand, question, questions, boss, bosses, food, foods, snack, snacks, coworker, coworkers, irrelevant, business, businesses, business meeting, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, manager, managers, management, white collar, businesswoman, businesswomen, corporate, corporation, company, companies"Conference Call"
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sandwich, sandwiches, food, foods, lunch, lunch break, lunch order, ordering food, takeaway, fast food, takeout, to go, delivery, delivered, business, businesses, office, offices, conference call, conferences, conference meeting, meetings, phone call, phone calls, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, work, workplace"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."
Middle-School Crisis
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midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, midlife-crisis, swapsies, middle school, trade, trades, disappointment, disappointments, middle age, getting old, getting older, ageing, modern life, recess, lunch break, lunch time, lunch break, lunch break, regret, regrets, life choice, life choices, depression, depressed, mental health, mental health issues