"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, camp, going to camp, separation anxiety, lunch time, lunch times, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, camps, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, overparent, overparenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, over-protective, overprotective, over protective, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, childhood anxiety disorder, childhood anxiety disorders, pander, pandering, gratify, gratifying, comfort, comforting, attachment, attachment issues, attachment issue"While you were out, sir, the company, rudderless and adrift, operated pretty much the same as always."
Deconstructing Lunch
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sandwiches, lunch, deconstruct, families, democratic party, food, kosher, bologna, american cheese, mormons, children, schools, teachers, cafeteria, cafeterias, packed lunch, packed lunches, sandwich, deconstructing, deconstruction, deconstructions, profile, profiling, subtext, subtexts, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
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crisis, crises, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, care, cares, caring, selfish, selfishness, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch hour, lunch hours, help out, helps out, helping out, self-interest, self-interested"Well, enough of the coy sexual byplay Bobby. I've got to dive back into the data stream."
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coffee bar, coffee bars, lunchbreak, lunch break, lunch breaks, flirtation, flirtations, office romance, office romances, workplace romance, workplace romances, data stream, date, dates, office flirtation, workplace flirtation, it tech, computer tech, data analyst, data analysts, data clerk, data clerks"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm"I'm off to lunch, Miss Heinecke. Keep her headed into the wind."
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send-off, send-offs, sending off, goodbye, goodbyes, say goodbye, saying goodbye, farewell, farewells, dramatic, melodramatic, melodrama, melodramas, secretary, secretaries, so long, sail, sails, sailing, overdramatic, drama, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch, lunches, lunch hour, lunch hours, receptionist, receptionists"I just assumed we'd be going out for lunch."
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business lunch, business lunches, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunch time, lunch time, kingfisher, kingfishers, bird, birds, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, delivery, deliveries, office takeaway, office takeaways, office takeout, office takeouts, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."
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health club, health clubs, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, fitness, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, lunch, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch time, lunch times, show off, showing off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, vain, vanity"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."
"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."
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gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, sandwich, sandwiches, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch-breaks, tolerance, tolerant, tolerant attitude, tolerant attitudes, open minded, open-minded, open mindedness, open-mindedness"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
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sandwich, sandwiches, coffee, coffees, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, order, orders, ordering, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, option, options, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, fancy restaurant, inedible, inedible food, hipster, hipsters, fine dining, cuisine, preference, preferences, simple food, simple foods, comfort food, comfort foods"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."
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body piercing, body piercings, tongue piercing, tongue piercings, tongue stud, tongue studs, inconvenience, inconvenient, trade, trades, trading, swapsies, kid, kids, child, kindergarten, primary school, primary schools, kindergartens, lower school, lower schools, peanut butter, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, sharing food, innocent, innocence"Wheeler, are you going to lunch?"
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lunch, lunch break, lunch breaks, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, decision making, go to lunch, goes to lunch, going to lunch, making decisions, reliant, computer, computers, supercomputer, supercomputers, indecision, indecisive, worker, workers, office drone, office drones, modern life, modern times, slave to computers"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"
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office romance, office romances, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, line, lines, monday lunch, love life, love-life, date, dates, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, proposition, propositioning, inappropriate, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games, inappropriateness"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, business, businessman, businessmen, businessman's lunch, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, workaholic, workaholics, drink, drinks, espresso, coffee, coffees, espressos, break, breaks