Fendi Bag Lady
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, high fashion, couture, high couture, handbag, handbags, counterfeit, counterfeit goods, counterfeit good, bootleg, bootlegged, bootlegs, bootlegging, authentic, authenticated, authenticates, authenticating, authority, authorities, authorization, handbag, handbags, hand bag, hand bags, women, luxury, luxuries, luxury goods, judge, judged, judging
"This one to your liking, sir?"
"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."
Tags:western world, the west, middle class, the middle glasses, wine, wines, self medicate, self medication, self-medicate, self-medication, prescription, prescriptions, , doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, luxury, luxuries, little luxuries, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, silver spoon, silver spoons, gum, bubble gum, chewing gum, golden platter, golden platters, overkill, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, upper class, the upper class, up glasses, stuck up, snob, sons, luxury, luxuries, lap of luxury, life of luxury
"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Tags:money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive
Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
Tags:religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, desk, desks, environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalism, wild, businessmen, businessman, luxury, luxuries, management, manager, managers, exec, executive, executives, execs
"Well I have to go, my ride is here."
First Class Pooch
Tags:first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flying
Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat lady, crazy cat lady, crazy cat people, cat person, cat people, cat carrier, luxury, luxuries, cat got the cream, luxurious, luxuriously, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic pets, love, loving, owner, pet owner, owners, role, roles, switched, switching, role switching, love, loves, loving, treat, special treatment
"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store
Tags:specialised, specialized, specialism, specialisms, speciality, exclusive, exclusives, exclusivity, store, stores, high street, highstreet, high-street, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, online, online shopping, internet, internet economy, internet shopping, tech, technological, modern life, modern commerce, modern business, downtown, down town, down-town, luxury, luxuries, false, false advertising, advertising, advertisement, disclaimer, disclaimers, urban life, urban living, urban, city, cities, public relations, pr, marketing, marketting
"The $19.99 Stairway to the Stars"
Tags:discount, discounts, need, needless, luxury, luxuries, buy buy buy, buy, buyer, buying, impulse, impulse buy, consumer, consumerism, rampant, rampant consumerism, obsolete, dollar store, dollar store version, knock off, knock-off, knock offs, knock-offs, sky, skies, star, stars, constellation, constellations, obsolete, useless, tat, critical, critique, critiqued
"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
Tags:native, natives, tribe, tribes, tribal, jungle, jungles, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic, chief, spiritual, spirituality, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificed, sacrificing, god, gods, pagan, pagans, paganism, want, wants, luxury, luxuries, luxurious, olive oil, oil, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, virgin olive oil, foodie, food lover, food lovers, high society, fine dining, extra virgin olive oil
"Next session, I get the Eames and YOU get the Stickley."
Tags:chair, chairs, sofa, sofas, couches, couch, recliner, recliners, reclining, recliner chair, recline, therapy, eames, stickley, luxury, luxuries, decor, decorate, furniture, furnish, furnishing, furnishings, comfort, comfortable, comforting, comforts, sitting, sit, seat, seating, seats, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatric, uncomfortable, uncomfy, comfy, uncomfortably
"What is it, Ira, that draws man inexorably back to the sea?"
Tags:the rich, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, yacht, yachts, luxuries, luxury, high society, living, money, mogul, moguls, upper class, upper classes, class struggle, class struggles, capitalist, capitalists, privilege, privileges, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, sea, sail, sailing, yachting, boat, boats, bought a boat, relaxing, relaxed, leisure, fat cat, big business
"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."
"What's upscale today, Joey?"
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, staff, upscale, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, high class, expensive, luxury, luxuries, fancy, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, consumerism
Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'
Tags:water, ironic, irony, dramatic irony, still, still water, still or sparkling, sparkling, sparkling water, water, water tower, infrastructure, tower, towers, store, stored, stores, barrel, barrels, urban life, urban, dry, region, regions, regional, dry weather, summer, option, options, luxury, luxuries, option, options, choice, choices, drink, drinks, drinking, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, well known, well-known phrase, phrases, everyday, every day
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."
Tags:treat yourself, treating yourself, coffee, coffees, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, luxury, luxuries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, coffee lovers, coffee lover, frugal, cheap, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, getaway, getaways
"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."
"I'll have some fish, while the poor things are still around."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fine dining, fine dine, order, orders, ordering, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, animals, extinct, extinction, endanger, endangered, endangered species, endangered list, hypocrite, hypocritical, fish, fishes, fishing, carnivore, carnivores, rich, luxury, luxuries, expensive, expensive food