"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"
Tags:recession, recessions, the recession, double dip recession, politician, politicians, fake news, untrustworthy, human right, human rights, human right issues, inhuman, dehumanising, political jargon, political buzzword, political buzzwords, economy, the economy, austerity, cover-up, cover up, lie, lying, liar, liars, speech, speeches, political speech, political speeches, bending the truth, fake facts, fake facts, bend the truth, economical with the truth, economics, cuts, cut back, cut backs, cut-back, cut-backs, public spending, public spending cut, public spending cuts
"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."
"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
Tags:honest, honesty, lie, lies, lying, white lie, white lies, expectation, expectations, sincerity, insincere, sincere, truth, truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth teller, truth tellers, truth telling, falsehood, falsehoods, false, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, 1 to 1, one to one, 1 2 1
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
Tags:translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars
"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."
"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."
Tags:pr firm, p.r., public relations, public relations firm, public relations firms, hero, heroes, lie, lies, lying, heroic, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, representative, representatives, representation, pretend, pretends, pretending, misrepresent, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, positive spin, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, muse, muses
"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, floss, lie, lies, lying, lying to the dentist, falsehood, falsehoods, fib, fibs, fibbing, demonstrate, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, example, examples, caught, caught red-handed, caught in a lie, medical, medicine
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
Tags:happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiff
Sisyphus' baseball game
Tags:baseball, baseballer, base ball, base-ball, base-baller, baseball player, player, hill, mountain, hills, mountains, sisyphus, rock, boulder, sisyphos, ephyra, corinth, crafty, self-aggrandizing, untrustworthy, decietful, punish, eternity, repeat, repeating, pitching, pitcher, pitches, bat, batting, batter, lying, insincere, false, misleading, mislead, misleads, myth, greek myth, greece, legend, legends, myths
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"
"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
"Seeing it again, I was newly struck by whatever you thought about it."
Tags:couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, bad relationship, bad relationships, concede, conceding, cinema, cinemas, movie, movies, film, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, appease, appeasing, agree, agreeing, lie, lying, pretend, pretending, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, reconsider, reconsidered, reconsidering, keep the peace, keeping the peace
"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
Tags:shipping, shipping fee, shipping fees, mislead, misleads, misleading, cost, costs, hidden cost, hidden costs, hidden fee, hidden fees, mail order, ecommerce, internet commerce, e-commerce, online retail, online retailer, online retailers, free shipping, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, technicality, technicalities, confused, confusion
"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
Tags:employer, employers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, bad employer, bad employers, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies, lie, lying, deceive, deceiving, deception, deceptions, fired, underemployment, fire, firing, unemployed, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, dotted line, dotted lines, the dotted line, cut out, cut out, cut along the dotted line, disposable, irrelevant, disrespectful
Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey
Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.
"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
Tags:shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest
"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."
Tags:lie, lies, lying, dirty work, doing your dirty work, fib, fibs, fibbing, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., executive, executives, business executive, business executives, dishonest, dishonesty, liar, liars, lying, white lie, white lies, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, second in command, chain of command, corporate ladder, corporate culture, career, careers, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation
"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"
"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
Tags:bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, hurrican victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical
"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
Tags:volcano, volcanoes, terrorist attack, terrorist attacks, eruption, eruptions, angry gods, appeasing the gods, god, gods, act of god, acts of god, claim responsibility, claiming responsibility, responsible, responsibility, terrorist group, terrorist groups, explosion, explosions, implausible, lie, lies, lying
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty