Lying Cartoons

"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"

"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

Sisyphus' baseball game

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

"Seeing it again, I was newly struck by whatever you thought about it."

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"