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Lyrics cartoon 1 of 65
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."
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reno, nevada, country song, country songs, country music, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, shot a man, outlaw, outlaws, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, old west, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, confession, confessionsLyrics cartoon 2 of 65
Tarzan The Musical
Lyrics cartoon 3 of 65
"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, session, sessions, mental health, davy crockett, song, songs, ballad, ballads, theme song, theme songs, music, lyrics, tennessee, coonskin hat, coonskin hats, frontiersman, frontiersmen, folk hero, folk heros, childhood, problems, issuesLyrics cartoon 4 of 65
"Let's do it, let's fall in love."
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language, entertainment, music, lyrics, relationships, modern love, modern times, modern life, modern living, fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, business decision, business decisions, passionless, calculated, calculated decision, calculated decisions, business culture, businessman, businessmen, careerist, careerists, proposal, proposals, unromantic, mankoffLyrics cartoon 5 of 65
"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."
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secretary, secretaries, reception, receptionist, receptionists, intercom, intercoms, science, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, clone, clones, scientist, scientists, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, song, songs, lyrics, lyric, music, medical, doctor, doctors, technology, cloningLyrics cartoon 6 of 65
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
Lyrics cartoon 7 of 65
Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner
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diner, diners, heartland, america, american, beautiful, beauty, midwest, midwestern, real america, patriot, patriots, patriotic, patriotism, lyric, lyrics, dine, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, leo's diner, landscape, landscapes, american landscape, american landscapes, 4th of july, independence dayLyrics cartoon 8 of 65
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, music, christmas song, christmas songs, christmas music, singing, singer, singersLyrics cartoon 9 of 65
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
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baseball, base ball, national, national anthem, anthem, us, usa, audience, audiences, the game, the big game, live sport, sport, sports, tv sport, effort, efforts, low effort, sing, singing, forgetting the words, lyrics, pretend, pretending, pretence, pretense, pretenses, star spangled banner, star-spangled banner, american pride, national pride, national identity, cultural identity, commit, non committal, non-committalLyrics cartoon 10 of 65
"Jake, we women find your lyrics cruel, demeaning, and uncool."
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lyric, lyrics, feminism, feminist, feminists, musician, musicians, singer, singers, songwriter, songwriters, song-writer, song-writers, singer, singers, protest, protests, protester, protesters, protesting, demeaning, cruelty, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, busker, buskers, music lesson, music lessons, music class, music classesLyrics cartoon 11 of 65
"With apologies to Nat King Cole, 'Unforgettable, that's what you are.' "
Lyrics cartoon 12 of 65
Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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animal, animals, animal sounds, animal noises, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, livestock, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, pig, pigs, sheep, song, songs, children's song, children's songs, old macdonald had a farm, lyrics, famous, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, voice mail, voice mails, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, cluck, baa, moo, oink, technologyLyrics cartoon 13 of 65
"Do we have your blessing?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, tableware, cutlery, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, silverware, relationship, relationships, love, romance, romantic, blessing, permission, approval, running away, eloping, couple, couples, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, lyricsLyrics cartoon 14 of 65
"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."
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the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriageLyrics cartoon 15 of 65
George Gershwin, Psychiatrist
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therapy, therapies, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, unhelpful, summertime, sam cook, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, reference, references, george gershwin, composer, composers, useless, counterproductiveLyrics cartoon 16 of 65
Two More Poems from Ted Hughes
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limerick, limericks, poetry, poet, poets, poem, poems, snob, snobbiness, snobs, snobby, writing, writer, writers, you should be writing, author, authors, pretentious, pretension, lyric, lyrics, rhyming, rhyme, rhymes, basic, basics, simple, simplicity, ted hughes, hughes, t hughes, t.hughes, modern poetry, literature, literary, sylvia plath, plath, s plath, s.plath, critic, critics, light, light relief, play on words, word-play, word play, unexpectedLyrics cartoon 17 of 65
"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."
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office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, break, breaks, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, lyrics, song, songs, songwriter, songwriters, rapper, rappersLyrics cartoon 18 of 65
"Honestly, Debbie, that was a long time ago. I don't 'gotta be me' anymore."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, being yourself, freedom, commitment, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, asking forgiveness, forgiveness, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, singer, singers, lyrics, musicLyrics cartoon 19 of 65
"Listen, you're no picnic, either."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, teddy bear, teddy bears, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, picnic, picnics, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, word play, wordplayLyrics cartoon 20 of 65
"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose." "That's nice. Three to five years."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, punishments, music, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, singer, singers, freedom, nothing to lose, word play, wordplayLyrics cartoon 21 of 65
"Take my hams, I want to lose them. Take my slaws, I'll never use them."
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deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, food, ham, hams, slaw, slaws, coleslaw, coleslaws, deli counter, deli counters, food shopping, grocery shopping, music, musician, musicians, jazz, swing, musical instrument, musical instruments, pianist, pianists, piano, pianos, lyrics, song, songs, song lyrics, famous song, famous songs, famous lyrics, fusion, dinner theatre, dinner theaterLyrics cartoon 22 of 65
"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
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over the river and through the wood, lydia maria child, composer, composers, poet, poets, poem, poems, writer, writers, author, authors, lyrics, lyric, vacation, vacations, song, songs, holiday, holidays, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, family, families, family vacation, family vacations, family holiday, family holidays, money, cheap, cheaper, fly, flying, travel company, travel companies, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, travel bureau, travel bureaus, thanksgiving, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, christmasLyrics cartoon 23 of 65
"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."
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music, musician, musicians, wish, wishes, best wishes, love, lover, lovers, romance, romantic, song, songs, singer, singers, lyrics, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, marriedLyrics cartoon 24 of 65
"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, visit, visits, visitor, visitors, visiting, guest, guests, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, adult child, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, in-law, in-laws, parent, parents, family, families, family issues, family problems, she'll be coming 'round the mountain, song, songs, folk song, folk songs, lyrics, writing, letter, letters, telegram, telegrams, correspondence, six white horses, riding, coming, making an entrance, grand entrance, grand entrancesLyrics cartoon 25 of 65
Stairway To Henry
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pun, puns, punnyh, famous, famously, famously misheard, misheard, lyric, lyrics, famously misheard lyrics, misheard lyrics, misunderstood, misunderstanding, mix up, mix-up, stairway to, stairway, play on words, word play, word-pay, music, musical, rock, rock music, surreal, strange, stairway to heavenMore cartoons with the keyword 'lyrics'