Lyrics Cartoons

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC40288
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"Let's do it, let's fall in love."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC24017
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language, entertainment, music, lyrics, relationships, modern love, modern times, modern life, modern living, fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, business decision, business decisions, passionless, calculated, calculated decision, calculated decisions, business culture, businessman, businessmen, careerist, careerists, proposal, proposals, unromantic, mankoff

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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CC38935
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diner, diners, heartland, america, american, beautiful, beauty, midwest, midwestern, real america, patriot, patriots, patriotic, patriotism, lyric, lyrics, dine, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, leo's diner, landscape, landscapes, american landscape, american landscapes, 4th of july, independence day

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
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CC125183
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baseball, base ball, national, national anthem, anthem, us, usa, audience, audiences, the game, the big game, live sport, sport, sports, tv sport, effort, efforts, low effort, sing, singing, forgetting the words, lyrics, pretend, pretending, pretence, pretense, pretenses, star spangled banner, star-spangled banner, american pride, national pride, national identity, cultural identity, commit, non committal, non-committal

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC39010
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George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC43268
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"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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CC33162
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the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, interracial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, interracial relationship, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriage

"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC22674
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"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC37757
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business, meetings, lyrics, formal setting, formal settings, rock, rock music, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, board meeting, board meetings, music executive, music executives, music lover, music lovers, rockist, rockists, rockism, formality, mankoff

Pandora's Music Box

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC132104
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spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, play on words, word play, pandora, pandora's box, pandoras box, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, music, music box, musical, musicians, modern music, current, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural, mistake, mistakes, popular, popular music, lyrics, lyric, pop song, pop songs, recognize, recognise

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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"I used to write the songs—now I write the insurance policies."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CX300472
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Tarzan The Musical

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC28677
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"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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"With apologies to Nat King Cole, 'Unforgettable, that's what you are.' "

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
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CC29157
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lyric, lyrics, unforgettable, compliment, compliments, middle age, middle aged, romance, romantic, song, songs, nat king cole, marriage, marriages, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, dementia

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC40428
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"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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"It was different in the old days. They said, 'Git along little dogie,' and, by God, we got along."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC40390
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"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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"The way you wear your hat, the way you sip your tea, ….The IRS wants a big piece of it."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX300985
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song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, music, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, audit, audits, auditing, government, governments, politics

"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose." "That's nice. Three to five years."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC31513
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"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
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CC36641
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"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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NL700251
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ballin' the jack, standard, standards, tin pan alley, directions, ask directions, asking directions, lyrics, song lyrics, lost, musical, musicals, song, songs

"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC69498
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